SERVICE INDUSTRY KILLED BLACK JEANS

Black jeans in the summer, black jeans in the winter - the ultimate sign of rebellion. 

Then you join a band and everyone quietly decides to wear black because it looks cool and is easier (even though the drummer will probably show up in an unannounced Philadelphia  Eagles jersey at showtime).  

Then you get to the BIG time where you’re waiting tables or bartending on the side  and you’re FORCED to wear black.  

Now those stage jeans are covered in simple syrup and lime juice and will never TRULY be for rock and roll again. 

Thanks service industry.