HIGH CRIMES AND TIMELINES

Remember last week’s timeline when our grand leader president guy passed away? 

If that timeline HAD continued AND it was Clue: Jack White or Vladimir Putin!? 

Was it Jack White in the metaverse with sharp critical wit demolishing a team of junior varsity social media managers,

OR was it Vlad in the Oval Office being ricin bae into his fresh can of Coke? 

We’ll never know because the stupid timeline shifted.  #ricinbae