FENDER VS GIBSON

Fender. I hate that it’s true.

Of course you want it to be Gibson, They look cooler until you accidentally gently set it down and the headstock breaks off and your heart sinks to the center of hell.

The Guitar fixer will tell you “It ain’t a Gibson until you break the headstock.” And he’ll laugh, and you’ll think it’s not that funny. He’ll notice your Eyes welling up and reassure you “Hey pal, don’t worry the glue is  Stronger than the wood.” Oh awesome, this fucking $2000 piece shit.

And the G-string never stays in tune - try ripping a solo then playing a clean arpeggio for the final verse. It’s gonna sound like shit.

Fender’s are better because they won’t embarrass you or break your heart.